他来了 He's coming.
我爱你 I love you.
杰茜 Jessie!
我好想你 Oh, I missed you.
再来！ More!
还要！ Again!
现在我们要做什么，殿下？ What will you do with me now, sir?
找个地方，从此过上幸福生活 Find a priest, take our vows and live happily ever after.
那你母亲会怎么看呢？ But what of your mother?
她会竭力反对我们这桩婚事的 You know how she feels about mixed marriages.
日落之前，臣民和王后 By sunset we will be man and wife,
都会祝福我们的 and the Queen, bless her soul, will be out of my life.
-他来了！他来了！-都过来，都过来 -He's coming! He's coming! -Let's go.
所有人！ Everybody!
都给我退下！我是王子 Stand back. Make way. I am the Prince.
我们奉了王后旨意 We are here on the Queen's business.
前来捉拿这个农家女 We have orders to arrest your peasant girl.
有我在，看你们谁敢？ Over my dead body.
殿下，现在拔剑还为时过早吧？ Do not draw that sword unless you intend to use it, sir.
看来是有备而来 I think he means it.
殿下，请恕卑职冒犯了尊驾 Sir, a word in private.
卑职也是身不由己啊 We're mere soldiers working on the Queen's business.
不过... 不,不要... Can't you try to see things... No, don't!
放开她！ Unhand her!
-殿下！ -杰茜！ -My prince! -Jessie!
-我爱你！ -我爱你！ -I love you! -I love you!
-殿下！ -杰茜！ -My prince! -Jessie!
威廉！ William!
王后，王后驾到！ Queen, the queen!
别再和卫兵斗了 Stop picking on those soldiers
离那个农家女远一点 and get away from that peasant girl.
都把剑给我收起来吧！ Hit the ground, you scummy toads.
我爱她，母后，我永远爱她 I love her, Mother. I will always love her.
别冲动，孩子 她只是个乡下姑娘 Be still, my son. She's only after the royal jewels.
知道吗？她对你不合适 You know she's not our type.
过来， Now, come home with me
我要开导开导你 and we'll discuss it over some mutton.
把礼物给她 Give her the gift.
-很漂亮，是不是？ -Well, my little sweetie pie.
-我才不要戴什么首饰呢！ -I don't want your gold or your jewels.
滚开点！ Get out of the way.
来，戴上吧 你会象天使一样美丽 No? Then how about gold and jewels?
杰茜，我来给你戴上 让它见证我们的爱情 Jessie, let us make this a symbol of our eternal love.
那么我就永远戴着它 Then I will wear it forever.
你竟然在项链上施了魔咒？ You have cursed my gift!
亲爱的，瞧她现在多么光彩照人 It's not me, darling. It's the work of Spretzle.
美丽的容颜永恒不变 Brilliant. Simply brilliant. Frozen forever.
王后陛下真是英明果断 That little curse was nothing, my queenie.
微臣自愧不如 Nothing, no, nothing.
母后，我以前从未有过非分之请 Mother, I have never asked you for anything.
但是这次，我恳求您用我的生命 来换回杰茜的吧 But I beseech you, take my life and spare hers.
行了，孩子，既然你如此的浪漫 All right, since you're such a romantic.
等上一千年，要么 A thousand years,
等到她遇见一个真心爱慕她的小伙子 or until she meets a true love from another land.
直到那时，魔咒才会解除 Only then can the cursed necklace be removed.
不！ No!
这下你死心了吧？ Is it a deal?
是的，但你也会使这个王国 蒙受千年的诅咒！ Yes, but you have cursed your kingdom for 1,000 years.
...一千年后 ...尽管 ...一如既往
这就是关于豪普特曼·康尼格王国 And that is the legend
农家女的传说 of Hauptmann-Koenig's enchanted peasant girl.
当然,没有人会真的相信它 Of course, nobody really believes the legend.
现在,请这边走 Now, if you'll step this way,
我带大家参观一下 I'll show you our famous collection
其它着名的馆藏珍品 of umbrellas through history.
这些藏品都是真的吗? Is it true the statue's going on tour?
是的 Yes.
"没有人会真的相信这个传说? ?"Nobody really believes the legend"?
简直太妙了,太妙了 My great, great, great, great, great,
太妙了,太妙了 great, great, great...
不介意吧?谢谢 Do you mind? Thank you.
太妙了,太妙了,我们又见面了... great, great grandfather was never wrong.
亲爱的,你很快就会起死回生 And very soon, my darling,
投如心上人的怀抱 you will be alive and belong to his
太妙了,太妙了 great, great, great, great,
太妙了,太妙了,太妙了,太妙了 great, great, great, great grandson.
等着瞧,好戏在后头 That's me.
再见,妈妈 See you, Mom.
杰森,你的早餐 Jason, your breakfast.
今天是你第一天上班 You have to eat before you start a new job.
谢谢你,妈妈 Thanks, Mom.
-昨天晚上吵到你了吧? -你太累了 -Did I keep you up last night? -You work too hard.
娶个有钱的姑娘,我就可以早点退休了 Well, all right. So, marry a rich girl, and I'll retire.
-你替我找一个 -好,我去找,走吧 -So, find me a rich girl. -All right. I will. So, go.
早点回来,我等着你 Don't be late. I'll be waiting up for you.
威廉森太太!威廉森太太! Mrs. Williamson! Mrs. Williamson!
-怎么了? -我结婚了 -What happened? -I'm married!
-真有这事? -谢谢 -Oh, I don't believe it. -Thank you!
-谢谢你 -谢谢你 -Thank you! -Well, thank you.
他是我见过最美的男朋友 He's the most beautiful man I have ever met.
太棒了,走,咱们进去说 Oh, wonderful. Come in. You'll tell me.
-他有钱吗? -是的 -Is he rich? -Yes.
-薪水高吗? -高 -Does he have a Gold Card? -Yes, he does.
-有汽车吗? -有 -有房子吗? -有 -Does he have car? Does he have a condo? -Yes.
千年痴情∮【 WAKE UPPLAYING】∮
∮Maybe I'm crazy but I'm no fool∮
∮I know where I stand∮
∮AII ofyour reasons and all your rules∮
∮Don't stop me again∮
∮'Cause a Iie's a Iie and a fact's a fact∮
∮You can try but you can 't change that∮
∮I've got something to make you see∮
∮And that something is me∮
∮You better wake up∮
∮'Cause my time is coming∮
∮And I'm running all the way Wake up!∮
∮My engine's humming∮
∮Running down the road to paradise Wake up!∮
∮No time for sleeping∮
∮Gonna drive all night Wake up!∮
∮And start believing∮
∮Racing through the darkness to the light∮
∮Make me an offer I can 't refuse∮
∮Near my back to the wall∮
∮Fold me a bed with those concrete shoes∮
∮It don 't matter at all∮
∮Through the fire, on the ice∮
∮I've been knocked down once or twice∮
∮I've got something Ieft to prove∮
∮Gonna prove it to you∮
∮You better wake up∮
∮'Cause my time is coming∮
∮And I'm running all the way Wake up!∮
∮And start believing Racing through∮
∮Racing through the night∮
∮Wake up!∮
∮-Oh, thank you. -Hold it.∮
∮Start believing∮
∮Ooh, you better wake up∮
∮Wake up!∮
我喜欢拍照,跟我来！ I like to get candids. Come with me.
你的工作证呢？ Yeah, it might just be your ID badge,
不过每个"王子百货"的职员 我都要留个底 but I try to capture the essence of every Prince employee.
来,签名! Here, sign this.
我是安迪?艾克曼,安全处的——什么都管 I'm Andy Ackerman, Security. I don't miss much.
我叫杰森·威廉森 Hi, I'm Jason Williamson.
你看我手拿方向盘， I guess you're wondering what
是不是觉得很怪啊？ I'm doing with a steering wheel, right?
方向盘？ Steering wheel?
哦，这个，我想大概挂钥匙的 Oh, that. No, I assumed it was a key chain.
不,不,我是怕车被人偷了 No. No, I just don't want my jeep stolen.
嗨... 有我在这儿,你用不着担心 You don't have to worry about that with me around here.
-这是喷发胶? -lsn't that hair spray?
-催泪毒气,我用不好 -Yeah. Well, I sort of flunked Mace class.
噢... Oh.
没及格... You blind one instructor,
我喷着教练了,他让我多学半年 -they make you wait six months. -Yeah.
工作证别丢了 Oh, here. Don't lose this baby.
在店里买东西能用它赊帐 还能打9折 You can charge anything in the store with it. 10% off, too.
-跟我来,我带你去报到 -谢谢 -Come with me. I'll help you check in. -Thanks.
我好像要向詹姆斯先生报到 I'm supposed to report to a Mr. James.
-你认识? -认识 -Do you know... -Oh, boy. Yeah.
豪普特曼的货到了没? Has the shipment arrived from Hauptmann-Koenig yet?
-今天下午就到 -不行 -It's coming in this afternoon. -Not good enough.
-我要它们早晨到 -这不可能,先生 -I want it this morning. -That's impossible, sir.
没有什么不可能 "不可能"是个脏字眼 Nothing is impossible. "lmpossible" is a dirty, dirty word.
-灰尘... -说什么? -Dust. -Pardon me?
我闻到灰尘 I smell dust.
擦一下你的柜台! Dust your counter.
要明亮得象座水晶宫 Make a showplace of the workplace.
要明亮得象座水晶宫 "Make a showplace of the workplace."
晚上我要派个主要职员去机场 I want a major employee turnout at the airport tonight.
搬运不能出半点差错 This whole event has to go off without a hitch,
否则,就炒他的鱿鱼 otherwise, heads will roll.
别开玩笑! He's not kidding.
詹姆斯先生,他在那 That's him right there.
詹姆斯先生,真对不起 Mr. James, I'm so sorry.
这是个意外 以后再也不会发生了,我...我保证 It was an accident. It will never happen again, I promise.
-对不起,詹姆斯先生 -别开口! -Excuse me, Mr. James? -Not now.
一个意外? An accident?
营业时间摔坏了模特 You destroy a mannequin during store hours
竟然把这叫做意外? and you call it an accident?
-詹姆斯先生 -别开口! -Mr. James. -Not now!
什么工种,艾伯特? What do you do, Albert?
好莱坞先生的下属,先生 I work for Mr. Montrose, sir.
布置豪普特曼?康尼格的展览会? On the Hauptmann-Koenig presentation?
-我说詹姆斯先生 -别...开口! -Mr. James. -Not now!
你知道吗?这个展览会有多重要 Do you realize how important that presentation is?
费城的社会名流都要来参观 The cream of Philadelphia society is going to be here.
所有的眼睛都将注视着这个展览会 The eyes of the entire city will be on that presentation
这个商店...,还有我 and on this store and on me.
-明白了? -...是 -Do you understand? -Yes.
-吸取教训了? -是的,先生 -And have you learned your lesson? -Yes, sir.
好,滚蛋吧! Good. You're fired.
告诫后人,痛恨疏忽--必须重视 For best effect, deplore neglect, demand respect.
"痛恨疏忽--必须重视 ""Deplore neglect, demand respect."
说吧! Now.
我叫杰森·威廉森 I'm Jason Williamson.
我应该向您报到,我是新来的 I think I'm supposed to report to you. I'm the new trainee.
啊... Ah.
你很幸运 Well, lucky you.
好莱坞先生那儿有个空缺 It seems we have an opening on Mr. Montrose's staff.
豪普特曼·康尼格是灰色的 Just because Hauptmann-Koenig is drab
我们不必是灰色的 does not mean that we have to be.
要使展览会充满生气 I'm going to breathe some life into this presentation.
记住关键是---要有劲 Remember, the password is pizzazz!
停下!等一等! Stop! Wait!
还记得吗?电影"红木"里戴安娜?罗斯小姐 Do you remember Miss Diana Ross in the movie Mahogany?
记得... Yeah.
两腮收紧,才好看! Give me cheekbones, or give me death!
5,6,7,8... Five, six, seven, eight.
詹姆斯先生来了! 詹姆斯先生来了! Mr. James is coming! Mr. James is coming!
噢...,孩子们,散开! Scatter, children! Scatter!
快放下大幕! Bring down the curtains!
好莱坞,好莱坞,我要跟你谈谈 Montrose. Montrose! I need to talk to you.
那巫师不在,你走开,走开 The Wizard's not here. Go away. Go away.
-好莱坞! -逗你玩玩 -Montrose! -Laughing, joking, kidding.
来见见你的新助手 I'd like you to meet your new assistant.
那...,艾伯特怎么了? What happened to Albert?
艾伯特,他是我们"王子百货"的一大污点 Albert was a blemish on the face of Prince and Company.
开除了 I fired him.
跟你开除另外18个人一样? Just like you did those 18 other assistants?
这公司可不用为付退休金发愁,啊? Guess there's no use in worrying about the pension plan around here, huh?
他有幽默感, He's got a sense of humor. I like that.
正好我这儿用得着 We can use that around here.
不许偷看 No peeking!
-干嘛不让我看呢? -因为...我是艺术家 -Why won't you let me see it? -Because I am an artiste.
你不许打断我的创作灵感 You wouldn't want to interrupt the creative flow, would you?
好莱坞,舞蹈是优美的,严肃的,对吗? Montrose, this show will be elegant and demure, won't it?
-不许胡来! -你放心! -No crazy stuff. -You have my word.
好 Fine.
完美的追求从优美开始 The pursuit of excellence begins with elegance.
"完美的追求从优美开始 ""The pursuit of excellence begins with elegance."
我打大学毕业, I haven't been elegant and demure
就从来没有优美和严肃过 since I graduated from finishing school.
我们进去 Entrée.
真漂亮! She's pretty.
着魔的农家女有什么典故啊? What is all this enchanted-peasant-girl stuff?
啊...,这是一个欧洲传说 Oh, it's a typical old world tale.
姑娘遇见了王子 Girl meets prince.
邪恶的巫师把姑娘变成了一块千年木头 Evil sorcerer turns girl into wood for 1,000 years,
这木头姑娘 Lord knows how.
引起了旅游热 Wooden girl becomes major tourist attraction.
噢...,典型的传说 Yeah, that's pretty typical, all right.
试试我们的新香水吧 Would you like to try one of our new fragrances?
不用,谢谢 No, thanks.
噢...,取名"静寂"真神秘,再来一点 Tabu. How mysterious. Hit me again, Gail.
你从不买啊,好莱坞 You never buy, Hollywood.
那是因为我还在不断净化之中 Well, no. That is because I am constantly evolving.
放这儿,杰森 Put it right here, Jason.
-送点给你女朋友? -How about a gift for your girlfriend?
-啊...,我还没有 -Oh, I don't have one.
所以在找? So you're looking.
我想要真爱...,对 For true love. Yeah. Sure.
真爱就象魔鬼 True love is like the Loch Ness monster.
大家都知道,就是没人见过 Everyone has heard of it, but no one has ever seen it.
-我见过 -说不上来 -I have. -You know, I don't know.
我想人总能找到个配对的 I think there's someone out there for everyone.
这再正确不过了 I couldn't agree more.
要凭感觉用鼻子去闻一闻 You just have to follow your heart, and your nose.
哟,哟,哟,跟我们调情呢? Well, my, my, my. Aren't we the little coquette?
我错了,杰森 Forgive me if I'm wrong, but, Jason,
你要是请盖尔出去玩, I think that if you asked Gail out,
她一定会答应的 she would probably say yes.
不是我的幻觉吧,盖尔? Am I hallucinating, Gail?
对不起,BB机,对不起 Excuse me, I'm beeping. Pardon moi.
就放这儿,杰森 Put it right there, Jason.
那么,我星期五有空,杰森 Well, I am free Friday, Jason.
我也有空 I'm free, too, Gail.
何必着急呢? Well, why rush it?
以后我们要在一起工作 I mean, looks like we're gonna be working here together.
-先了解一下吧 -Why don't we just, you know...
-不好了,出乱子了 -Something terrible has happened.
着魔的农家女出车祸了 The enchanted peasant girl has been in an accident!
快点,我们走! 跟我来,快点呀! Come on. We must go. Follow me! Move your buns!
那就星期五... Still free Friday.
那农家女的雕像,那些服装,那些皇家珠宝 My little nip and tuck derriere is gonna be in a sling
要是出了意外, if anything happens to that statue,
我就要吃不了兜着走 those clothes or the royal jewels.
我想不会出事的 I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
要说起珠宝来... Oh, it's just the word "jewels."
我只有老相好的回忆 I have these beads and baubles, mementos of old flames.
全是那些老相好留给我的纪念品 Souvenirs for old Mr. Left Behind Hollywood.
都是一些便宜的假货 Oh, it's just so cheap and tawdry.
不过,至少它们想你, Well, at least they thought enough of you
送你东西 to give you the gifts.
我买给它们的 I bought them myself.
哦! !!Wow!
都站着别动,不然要滑下去了 Hold it right there, man.
请杀了我吧,我不想活了 Someone please kill me! I don't want to live!
镇静点,镇静点... Just breathe or something, would you?
见鬼!要翻下去了,快跳车! Jeez! The whole thing's gonna go! Get out of the truck!
当心点!那个女的要掉了! Be careful. The girl will fall out.
把后车门关好! We must secure the doors.
我当了这么多年警察 All my years on the force,
没见过向你们这么笨的 I never saw anybody more stupid than you guys.
是你要我们靠右的 The sign said "keep right."
我是要你开到桥的那一头,开到马路上 To the end of the bridge, where the street is.
吊起来! Hoist her up.
农家女! But the peasant girl!
-要翻了!跳车! -不! -It's gonna go! Get out! -No!
我去救 I'll save you!
喔,骑士风度犹存! Oh, chivalry's not dead.
瞧啊! Let go!
可惜这会儿找不到潜水明星 Where is Jacques Cousteau when you need him?
交给我们!是我们的 Give her to us. She's ours.
-给你! -他在那儿 -Take it. -There he is!
当心点!别碰坏了着魔的农家女 Don't you ever touch the enchanted peasant girl.
喔!英雄 Oh, my hero!
你拯救了展览会和我的工作 You saved the presentation and my phony baloney job.
我还当她是活人 I could have sworn she was real.
原来是木头模特 She's a mannequin.
我还当她是活的 I could have sworn she was real.
她是着魔的农家女 She's the enchanted peasant girl.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你们是从豪普特曼?康尼格来的 You must be the boys from Hauptmann-Koenig.
怪不得长得一身膘 My, haven't we been hoarding the steroids.
我们是来保护国家财富的 We are here to guard our national treasure.
喔!保护得真不错 Oh, and doing a fabulous job.
还有那些服装,你都找上来了? Did you recover the rest of the sacred wardrobe?
阿诺德去找的 I thought Arnold did.
我当你去找的 I thought you did.
糟了! No!
拜拜了! Goodbye, boys.
杰森,把模特带回商店去 Jason, let's take the mannequin back to the store.
好,别让她着凉了 Yeah, we wouldn't want her to catch cold.
都是些笨蛋,我喜欢这种人 They're so dumb. I just love that in a man.
这是我所遇到的最奇怪的事情 This is the strangest thing that's ever happened to me.
这世界上怪事多着呢 Believe me, stranger things have happened.
噢,我可没遇到过 Yeah? Well, not to me, they haven't.
这些珠宝是真的吗? Do you think these jewels are real?
宝贝,这事农家女是内行 Honey, this little country girl knows jewels
珠宝准是真的 and, believe me, those are real.
都怪你! It's your fault.
不,都怪你! No, it's your fault.
得想法搭车 We have to catch a ride.
有办法了 I know how.
嗨,瞧! Hey, look!
啊?真有这样的? 真有这样的? I don't believe this. I don't believe it.
喔! Whoo!
嘿! Hey!
好吧,让他们搭车吧! All right, let's give them a ride.
喔,宝贝 Oh, baby, yeah.
-上车! -上车! -Get in. -Get in.
上车!我说行就行 Get in. I told you it would work.
好,进去! Take them up.
-条子收到了吗? -对,安迪,收到了 -Did you get my note? -Yes, Andy, I got it.
怎么样? Well?
你这人很好 我汽车保险不要你买 Look, you're very sweet, but you can't buy my car insurance.
-为什么? -安迪,给你点忠告吧 -Why not? -Andy, can I give you a little tip?
买了汽车保险就不浪漫了 Car insurance is not very romantic.
要是出了车祸那就晚了 Say that after a major injury accident.
安迪,就保持做朋友吧 Andy, let's just leave it that we're friends.
真的?做什么样的朋友? Really? What kind of friends?
彼此不多说话 The kind that don't talk to each other much
不出去玩的那种朋友 and never go out.
对不起,就一秒... Excuse me, just one sec...
哦!你们在尿坑里呆过 You boys have been playing in the Kitty Litter.
不,我们是搭垃圾车来的 No, we have to ride in garbage truck.
见到那个着魔的农家女了吗? Have you seen the enchanted peasant girl?
没有,你们看看我象不象? No. But you could imagine me in a different outfit.
-象! -快点!把她找到! -Ja. -Come on. We have to find her.
-喷一点 -真好闻 -Here, have a little. -That's nice.
我们得换套衣服 We have to get ourselves some new clothes.
对,臭死了 Ja, we do stink.
你干嘛那么紧张 给你找个配对的 What are you so nervous about? You were made for each other.
艾斯黛尔,他是克拉克 Estelle, this is Clark.
我现在命令你活过来 I command you to come to life.
哎,我是疯了 I must be crazy.
噢,对了 Oh, yeah.
我看我这个人肯定有毛病 There is definitely something wrong with me.
天下有25亿女人 2.5 billion women in the world
我却偏偏想要个木头雕像 and I'm trying to score with a statue.
-长命百岁！ -谢谢 -Gesundheit. -Danke schón.
不客气，哦，哦... You're welcome. Whoa! Whoa!
-殿下... -别过来 -My prince. -Stay back.
你干嘛跑 Why are you running?
我干嘛跑?你干嘛要动? 她是谁,天哪... Why am I running? Why are you moving?
我在车里,在水里看见你 I saw you in the water and in the fast wagon.
水里?噢,对了 Water. That's it.
也许水里有毒质 It's the toxins in the river,
影响了我的大脑 they do strange things to your brain!
殿下,你这是怎么了? My prince, why are you doing this?
-你失去记忆了? -我的记忆 -Have you lost your memory? -My memory.
-这是梦 -这是我 -This is a dream. -It is I.
...爱你的杰茜 Jessie, your true love.
-是活的 -我当然是活的 -You're real? -Of course I am.
你让我感到害怕 You're beginning to frighten me.
上次我们什么时候见面的? When was the last time we saw each other?
我是说... 在我们今天...,今天游泳之前 I mean, before our little swim today.
几分钟前,在桥上 Just a few minutes ago, on the bridge.
-什么桥? -离城堡不远 -What bridge? -The one near the castle.
我们正要去结婚 We were on our way to be married.
你怎么忘了?那些士兵还有巫师 Don't you remember the soldiers and the sorcerer?
传说是真的 The legend is true.
什么传说? What legend?
就是那巫师,他诅咒了你 That sorcerer guy, he put a curse on you.
你后来变成木头,足足有1000年 You've been frozen for 1,000 years.
-哦...,威廉王子总说笑话 -是啊 -Oh, my Prince William, always joking. -Yeah.
不说笑话 I'm not kidding.
现在是20世纪 This is the 20th century.
-20世纪? -对 -20th? -Yeah.
瞧 Look.
这个你从来没见过吧 Bet you've never seen one of these before.
我见过,这是小丑鞋 Sure I have. Those are jesters' shoes.
小丑鞋 Jesters' shoes.
-嗨,这个是什么? -这个...,我吃不准 -Hey, how about one of these? -No, I'm not sure.
哦,看来是活人 Oh, I guess she is real.
-找到了? -没有 -Anything? -Nothing.
伯爵会把我们抹上柏油 The Count will have us tarred and feathered.
对,插上鸡毛折磨我们 Yes. Then he will torture us.
嗨 Hi.
不,不,不,你躺着别动 No, no, no, no. Just lie still for a minute.
你还好吧? Are you okay?
我爱你 I love you.
我叫杰森·威廉森 生在德国镇 I'm Jason Williamson of Germantown, PA.
-我不是王子 -我不管,我还是爱你 -I'm not a prince. -I don't care. I still love you.
-我想你还没完全清醒 -我永远永远爱你 -I think you're still in shock. -Forever and ever and ever.
可我并不认识你 I don't even know you.
你认识的,只不过还没有认出来 Yes, you do. You just haven't realized it yet.
你能肯定你真的爱我吗? You really do love me, don't you?
我是你一生中最最爱你的人 More than anyone is going to in your whole life.
她不会在这儿 I think she's here.
-这是谁 -我知道就在这 -Who is that? -I know this is the place.
是他!河里那个人 It's him, the guy from the river.
你把着魔的农家女弄哪去了 What have you done with the enchanted peasant girl?
你们不应该随便进来 You guys are not supposed to be back here.
我要叫保卫人员了 I'm gonna have to call security.
她在那儿 There she is.
差点闯了大祸 That was a close one.
你们千万不要告诉伯爵 Not a word of this to the Count.
-不然,他准会发火的 -对,对,对 -We don't want to get him upset. -Ja, ja, ja.
如果我们要不去机场接他 If we don't go to the airport to greet him,
他也会发火的 he will be upset.
伙计,我说...,她在这儿没问题 Guys, you know, she's gonna be okay here.
我是说,晚上照样上锁 她很安全 I mean, we lock this up at night. It's very safe.
好吧,我们走! Oh, good. Let's go.
谢谢你,小家伙 Thanks a lot, little fellow.
嘿... Hey.
-他们是谁? -你别在假装了 -Who were they? -Don't do that anymore.
他们找你干嘛? What do they want with me?
你是个国宝,他们是你的保镖 You're a national treasure. Those were your personal guards.
我可不喜欢他们 I don't like them very much.
什么声音? What's that noise?
我肚子叫 我1000年没有吃东西了 It's my stomach. I haven't eaten in 1,000 years.
那走吧 我知道什么地方 Come on. I know a great place near here
能找到吃的 where we can go to eat.
噢,那好.有白煮幼薯吗? Oh, good. Do they have boiled weasel?
吃起来味道差不多 You won't be able to tell the difference.
现在,我得找件衣服 And the first thing we need to do
给你穿穿 is get you something to wear.
-记得这个吗? -是你的项链 -Do you remember this? -Sure, it's your necklace.
是啊... Right.
你好! Hello!
这太有意思了 This is so much fun!
这灯光真美! The lights are beautiful!
怎么,小人一眨眨眼睛,就能走了吗? So, when the little person is blinking, then you can walk?
-对 -哇!我爱汽车,我爱电灯 -Right. -Wow! I love cars! I love electricity!
我爱美国,怎么会这样? I love America! How does it all work?
这个...,要讲清楚得花点功夫 Well, that's gonna take a little longer to explain.
吃吧 There you go.
你说,味道怎么样? 比幼薯好吃吧? So, what do you think? Is it better than weasel?
味道不太咸,但好吃 Well, it's not as salty, but it's good.
是这一千年里最好吃的 It's the best meal I've had in 1,000 years.
恐怕又得花1000年去消化了 It'll probably stay with you for another thousand, too.
这皮不好嚼 What's the crunchy stuff?
什么东西不好嚼啊? There's not supposed to be any crunchy stuff.
这是纸 你在吃包东西的纸 That's the paper. You're eating the wrapper.
外面白色的不能吃 You don't eat this outside, white stuff.
-好吃,你尝尝... -不,谢谢 -It's good. Try it. It's good. -No. Thanks.
听我说,你还得有个地方过夜 Listen, you know, you're gonna need a place to stay.
依我看,欢迎你去我家住 And I was thinking, you're welcome to stay at my house.
真的.我是说,也没有附带条件 Really. I mean, no strings attached.
你要有住址, You know, you'll need an address
有绿卡才能找工作 for, like, a green card for a job.
你是干什么的?你想干什么? What do you do? What do you like to do?
开始我想做牧羊女 Well, at first I wanted to be a sheepherder.
可是每次我一走近羊就打喷嚏 But every time I got near the sheep, I would sneeze.
然后我就去学织毯子 So, then I tried weaving.
我曾经织了一块花毯子 只用了...17个月 And I can weave an entire blanket in 17 months.
-天哪! -这够快的了 -No! -That's pretty fast.
真令人震惊哪 That's amazing.
-我问问你好吗? -行啊 -Can I ask you something? -Sure.
结过婚吗? Are you betrothed?
结婚? Betrothed?
我正要告诉你 Well, I'm just gonna tell you.
我刚找了一个 There is someone I've been seeing.
你要同意,我来介绍 I'd like to introduce you to her, if it's okay.
哈瑞特. 哈瑞特,这是杰茜 Harriet. Harriet, this is Jessie.
杰茜,这是哈瑞特 Jessie, this is Harriet.
不要当着他的面叫我难堪 Please don't embarrass me in front of her.
不,不.不象你想的... No, no. It's not what you're thinking.
你太多心了,真可怕 You are so suspicious. She's terrible.
不,我没结过婚 And no, I'm not betrothed to anybody.
Yay!
好了,大家 All right, people.
-一起喊 -Give me an "H"! -H. "H" -H
-一起喊 -Give me an "A." -A. "A" -A.
伙计,你们的热情呢? People, where is your enthusiasm?
让开一点!让开! Everybody to move! Move!
-让开道! -让开!让开! -Get out of the way! -Move! Move!
-一起喊 -Give me an "H"! -H. "H"! -H.
-一起喊 -Give me an "A"! -A. "A"! -A.
-一起喊 -Give me a "U". -U. "U". -U
斯伯瑞特伯爵,您从豪普特曼·肯尼格 Count Gunter Spretzle of Hauptmann-Koenig.
...康尼格 Koenig.
请允许我非常荣幸的 May I say what a pleasure it is to...
代表我们... On behalf of...
代表我们王子百货公司... On behalf of Prince and Company...
你们在看什么? What you look at?
...没什么,绝对没什么,我很抱歉 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sorry.
代表我们王子百货公司 On behalf of Prince and Company,
我很荣幸地看见您的毛 may I say what a pleasure it is to have you hair.
不!到来! Wart! Here!
我很荣幸地看见您到来 It's a pleasure to have you here.
-斯伯瑞斯伯爵... -斯伯瑞特 -Count Spritzle... -Spretzle.
很好 Pretty.
我来介绍一下好莱坞·蒙崔斯 May I present Hollywood Montrose,
我们的视觉推销主任和艺术家 our chief of visual merchandising
他是名副其实的 and an artist, in every sense of the word.
他...这位先生负责您的展览 He is the gentleman who is in charge of your display.
就让这只花孔雀摆弄我的雕像? This peacock here put his hands on my statue?
听着,你想没想过 Listen, have you ever thought about
把几颗非洲念珠挂在你那玩意上? putting a few African trading beads à la Bo Derek on that?
那念珠绝对引人注目 It would be absolutely smashing.
小小建议 Just a suggestion. Ow!
我说伯爵,对展览会的布置 Count Spretzle, I think you'll be pleased
我保证您会满意的 at our handling of your presentation.
好.你还保证过, Good. And you promise that this
会引起我们国家的注意 will bring attention to my country?
全国闻名! National publicity.
好.因为我的旅游业 Good, because my tourism, you know,
收入有点滑坡 income is down slightly. We...
呃...净收入大概是... 去年是52块8吧 Oh, I don't know, we gross maybe $52 and change last year.
我们希望它下次 And we would like to get it up to maybe,
最好能上升到三位数 oh, I don't know, three figure next time.
或许,您可以收门票看他那张脸 Perhaps, you should charge admission to see that face.
说什么? What he say?
他说他对伯爵大人您非常非常地崇敬 He said he has such admiration for Your Grace.
说得真好 Well, that's okay.
好,您的车正在等您 Good. Well, your car is waiting.
在等您 It's waiting.
好莱坞,快点 Hollywood, just walk fast.
我要去开个重要的会议 I've got an important meeting to go to.
一撮毛... That hair!
我的住处预备好了? Are my accommodations ready?
城里最好的住处 Oh, yeah, the very best in the city.
送我们去YMCA,开快点! Take us to the YMCA, and step on it.
-拖鞋,这么多颜色 -Slippers! Wow! Look at all the colors.
-这些东西千年不变 -Some things never change.
好了,你站这儿 Okay. All right, stand right here.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
好,现在转过去 好了,笑一笑 That's good. Turn around. Okay. Smile.
好了,争开眼睛 Okay. Open your eyes.
-把我拉出来! -嘘!不要紧! -Get me out of the box! -Shh! It's okay.
没事了,她有点不舒服,吃多了 She's fine. She's a little... It's this cheese steak.
你没事,没事,瞧 You're okay. Okay, look.
你现在出来了 对不起,对不起 See, you're out of the box now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-你救了我,我真幸运 -对 -You saved my life. I'm so lucky. -Yeah.
我们都很幸运 I guess we're both pretty lucky.
走吧 Come on.
好,好,进去吧 见到你真高兴 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Nice to see you again.
这些花花公子快点进去 Oh, the crab dudes. These dudes must be all right.
进去吧,好好享受 Come on in and have a good time.
当然,当然,你怎么样? Oh, definitely. Definitely. How you doing?
你男朋友仍在坐牢吗? Your boyfriend still in prison?
-太对了 -好 -Yeah. -Good.
不,不,不,不,你继续 No, no, no, no. You go on.
看,只允许你女朋友 Look, just join your friend.
你在干什么? 还在搭杰茜的便车? What'd you all do? Take the bus up from Jersey?
从这里走开 Get on out of here.
嘿,丢下你男朋友,只你一个,亲爱的 Hey, lose your boyfriend, you're in, darling.
再见,托尼 -Bye, Tony. -Step off, Junior.
哦,我们进去! Oh, let's go in here.
这儿?不,这是最高级的俱乐部 No, this is the most exclusive club in the city.
自从开张我就想进去, I've been trying to get in here
可不让我进 since it opened, there's no way.
太糟糕了,光为贵族开的? Oh, that's too bad. It's just for royalty, huh?
嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿.小姑娘,过来 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Goldilocks. Come here.
-这辈子你上哪儿去了? -冻僵了 -Girl, where have you been all my life? -Frozen.
我明白你的意思 I can dig that.
好,进去吧,进去吧 Yeah, come on in. Come on in.
-真的 -对,进去 -Really? -Yeah, come on.
-呃,回头跟我跳个舞 -好 Hey, you and me dance a little later? Yeah.
嘿,这是什么?舞会之夜? Hey, what's this, prom night?
瞧你们穿的.走吧,走吧 我最讨厌礼服 Take a hike, man. Go on. I hate taffeta.
我要到树后头去 I have to go into the trees.
-树后头? -没人看见的地方 -The trees? -You know, someplace private.
噢,女盥洗室.就在这儿 Oh, the ladies' room. Here, it's right over here.
-谢谢 -我就等在这儿 -Thank you. -Right through there. I'm gonna stay here.
对不起 Sorry.
-你好 -嗨 -Wow. -Hi.
这东西真好看 That's really beautiful.
水晶红.男孩子都喜欢 Passion Pink. All the guys love it.
想试试吗? You want to try?
谢谢 Thank you.
看,你得转转.这样... Look, you have to turn it. Like this.
噢... Oh.
是你做的? Did you make that?
-你从没抹过口红? -没有 -You've never tried lipstick before? -No.
好,你抹,抹在嘴唇上 Well, you put it on, you rub it on your lips.
再这样抿一下 And then you go like this.
-行吗? -行,这里挺好的 -Okay? -Oh, yeah. Everything's just fine.
跟我等这儿 Still here.
我问你们,怎么样? And what about you know who?
谁? Who?
谁? 着魔的农家女,笨蛋 Who? The enchanted peasant girl, you idiot.
-怎么样? -哦,懂了 -That's who. -Oh, yeah.
-它安全吗? -很好,很好 -Is she safe? -Ja. Yes, of course.
好,好.很好 Good. Good. Oh, that's good.
我的计划,快成功了 You see, my plan, it is working.
我们成功地把她跟珠宝 We have succeed to get her
运出了豪普特曼·康尼格 and the jewels out of Hauptmann-Koenig.
几星期后,我们就去百慕大 In a few weeks, we be off to Bermuda.
百慕大... Bermuda.
再不回到那个 Never to return to that queen
王后占有的恶心的国家了 and that armpit of country again.
国家是什么? What country is that?
豪普特曼·康尼格, 笨蛋! Hauptmann-Koenig, stupid!
对不起,酒吧侍者 I'm sorry, honey, but the bartender's
没听说过"牦牛你 "never heard of yak's milk,
给您来罐百事可乐吧 so I brought you Pepsi instead.
-回头结帐吗? -对,谢谢 -You want to run a tab? -Yeah, thanks.
这是软饮料 没有卡路里,没有糖,没有咖啡因 It's diet soda. No calories, no sugar, no caffeine.
我们老家也有,就叫做水 Oh, we had something like that back home called water.
水到处都有 This is easier to find.
我很喜欢这儿 Well, I love this place.
嗯 Mmm.
好喝 Good.
-你想跳舞吗? -我最喜欢了 -Do you want to dance? -Oh, I'd love to.
好,跳吧! All right, let's go!
-嗨,宝贝 -他可真帅 -Hi, precious. -I think he's cute.
-你好,美人 -你好 -Hello, beautiful. -Hello.
-你是将军吗? -我是个公证人 -Are you a general? -I'm a notary public.
-想跳舞吗,宝贝? -我有舞伴了 -You wanna dance, baby? -I already have a man.
来啊,跟上节拍 Come on, feel the beat.
好吧 Okay.
好 That's it.
你着魔了吗? Are you under some kind of a spell?
-快,杰茜,跟我学 -我在学 -Come on, Jessie, follow me. -I'm trying.
等等,等等,这不是跳舞 Wait. Wait. That's not dancing.
这不是跳舞,这才是跳舞 That's not dancing. This is dancing.
(CAN'TBELIEVE MY EYES PLAYING)
∮I've danced alone a thousand times∮
∮To songs that no one else could even hear∮
∮I've reached into the flame oflove∮
∮I couldn 't hold it And it disappeared∮
∮I've Iived to Iearn to hate the blues∮
∮I've Iived with everything but you∮
∮I can 't believe my eyes∮
∮I see you here∮
∮Lookin 'just the way you should∮
现在放松了? Now, you comfortable?
我在镜头面前 As comfortable as I can be
已经尽可能地放松了 in front of the probing eye of the camera.
噢,得了,你又没上全国电视 Oh, come on, you're not on national television.
这只是你私人来做约会用的 This is just your own personal dating videocassette.
好,放松,要拍了 Now, relax. We're rolling.
好了,你叫什么? Okay. What is your name?
我叫... I am Mr...
-琼斯 -好,非常好 -Jones. -Good. Very good.
那么,琼斯先生 你是做什么工作的? And, Mr. Jones, what is it that you do for a living?
我是一家大百货店... Well, I am the manager of a major...
狗... Dog...
宠物... Pet...
宠物部的经理 A major pet emporium.
那,你说说 Now, tell me, what is the most
你一生中感到最紧张的是什么事情? exciting thing that ever happened to you?
就是那次膝盖做手术 That would have to be knee surgery.
我看,我们换一种方式吧 You know, I think we should take a different tack.
-这是你的家? -对 -Is this your cottage? -Yeah.
你母亲大概很有钱吧? Your mother must be a very wealthy lady.
实际上,她做一点小生意 Well, as a matter of fact, she does have her own business,
不过,不要跟她谈起这个,好吗? but we don't want to discuss it with her. Okay?
只是...我们得轻一点 We'll just... We'll be very quiet.
-走吧 -好 -Okay. -Okay.
这是男女约会的资料 Here is our dating dossier.
你只要看一看哪一类你感到有兴趣 You just look under the category that you're interested in.
年龄,个人爱好 Age range, personality preferences.
看看吧,里头都分类了 You know, it's all listed.
-回来这么晚哪? -哦,对 -Oh, you're home late. -Oh, yeah.
我顺路去看所公寓 Stopped off to look at an apartment.
你看,你住在这里 Well, you know, it wouldn't be
并不意味着世界末日 the end of the world if you stayed here.
这个家很好,很温馨 This is a perfectly nice, normal home.
妈,我现在长大了 Mom, I'm a big boy now.
该自立了,你说对吗? I need to be on my own, okay?
晚安 Good night.
-你干什么? -啊,我改变主意了 -What are you doing? -Oh, I've changed my mind.
我犯了个错误 I've made a terrible mistake.
你没见过我 我从来没来过 You don't know me. I have never been here.
你从没见过我 You have never seen me.
我从未...,喔,对不起 I have never ever... Oh, I'm sorry.
我这有10美元,是给录象带的钱 Here's $10. Here's money for the tape.
我赔...,给我帐单 I'll pay for that. Send me the bill.
哦,这儿象宫殿 Wow. This is a palace.
我爱20世纪 I love the 20th century.
这张小画真是栩栩如生 This little painting looks so real.
大概是位着名画家画的 It must have been done by a great artist.
这是张相片,鲍伯叔叔拍的 It's a snapshot taken by my Uncle Bob.
这是我父亲 That's my dad.
他...,在拍照之后几个月就死了 He... He passed away a couple of months after that was taken.
你们笑起来真象 You both have the same smile.
我真想有一张我家的照片画 I wish I had a snapshot painting of my family.
我太想他们了 I miss them so much.
是啊,这我明白 Yeah. I know what you mean.
我说,有时候 我想像自己在你的那个年代 You know, sometimes I can picture myself back in your time.
我是王子,在那奇怪的地方 配着把剑 A prince alone in a strange land, armed only with my sword,
为了爱情而去挑战 taking on the world for love.
-这只是个幻想 -不,你是个王子 -It's just a fantasy. -No, you are a prince.
一个最了不起的勇敢的王子 As great and valiant as there ever was.
我真高兴我不再孤独了 I'm so glad I'm not alone anymore.
我不会再撇下你 I'm never gonna leave you alone.
晚安 Good night.
(FEEL THE WAY THAT I DO PLAYING)
∮Girl, there's so much in this world that I'm sure of∮
∮But, girl, I believe what I need now is your love∮
∮The way you touch me with your eyes∮
∮The way you heat me up inside∮
∮Is why I want you∮
∮And I want you to feel the way that I do∮
∮Like I do, Iike I do I want you∮
∮And I want you to feel the way that I do∮
∮Like I do, Iike I do∮
∮Gotta say the words you've got∮
∮Of all the things that get me hot∮
∮That's why I want you∮
∮And I want you to feel the way that I do∮
∮Like I do, Iike I do I want you∮
∮And I want you to feel the way that I do∮
∮Like I do, Iike I do∮
你,做饭,什么好日子? You, cooking? What's the occasion?
-我饿了 -嗯哼 -I'm hungry. -Uh-huh.
我顺便问问,谁在浴室里? And, by the way, who's in the bathroom?
一个朋友,请您别问 A friend. No questions, please.
我一直尊重你的隐私 I always respect your privacy.
-跟朋友一起睡的? -Did you sleep with this friend?
-不,我睡在沙发上,谢谢 -No, I slept on the couch, thank you.
喔,妈妈 谢谢你一直尊重我的隐私 And, Mom, thanks for respecting my privacy.
没问题 No problem.
-在哪认识的? -公司里 -Where'd you meet her? -At work.
她是个模特 She's a model.
是个外国人,我想是巴伐利亚人 Foreign, I think from Bavaria.
巴伐利亚 你父亲说 Bavaria. Oh, your father always claimed
他是巴伐利亚王族后裔 to have royal Bavarian blood.
当然,他还说他是哈佛大学毕业的 Of course, he also claimed to be a Harvard graduate,
是鱼市场唯一的大学生 the only one who ever worked at Abe's Fish Market.
-你听说过威廉王子吗? -Did you ever hear of a Prince William?
-没有,我倒真想见见 -No, but I'd sure like to meet one.
-我能见她吗? -不行 -Am I gonna meet her? -No.
那好吧 That's my kid.
杰茜 Jessie.
早上好,杰茜 Good morning. Jessie.
请你别这样 Will you stop doing that?
你开玩笑还是真的 I can't tell if you're kidding or not.
杰茜? Jessie?
喂? Hello?
喔,不 Oh, no.
好了,杰茜,好了 你是活着的,你是活着的 Come on, Jessie. Come on. You're real. Yes, you are.
好了,好了,宝贝,好了 Come on. Come on, baby. Come on.
不...,不...,别变假人了 Don't... Don't... Don't be a dummy now!
好了 Come on, please.
你硬梆梆的 You're so hard.
我该不会对假人说话 我该不会跟假人跳舞吧? I'm talking to a dummy. I was dancing with a dummy.
来吧,吃早饭了 Breakfast. Come on, eat!
喔,天哪 Oh, God.
好了,宝贝 Come on, honey.
杰森,你这是在干嘛? Jason, what are you doing?
这就是你昨天晚上带回来的姑娘? This is the girl you brought home last night?
-事情不是你想的那样,妈妈 -It's not what you're thinking, Mom.
-你自己还想要套公寓 -And you want your own apartment.
I've danced alone a thousand times I've danced alone a thousand times
To songs that no one else could even hear To songs that no one else could even hear
还要点什么? Care for anything else?
-你们二位? -不,谢谢 -Either of you? -No, thank you.
I've reached into the flame oflove I've reached into the flame oflove
I couldn 't hold it And it disappeared I couldn 't hold it And it disappeared
谢谢 Thank you.
宝贝,把这个再挂过去一点 Darling, I need the banner over here.
噢,真醒目,伙计 Yes, oh, that looks smashing, fellows.
你们干得不错呀 You're doing a wonderful job.
-好莱坞,你有空吗? -Hollywood, you got a second?
-穿制服的来,我总有空 -Always have time for a man in uniform.
怎么才能让香水部的盖尔注意我呢? Yeah, how can I get Gail over in Perfumes to notice me?
哎呀,安迪,你真赏脸 Well, now, Andy, I am flattered.
商店里这么多人 Of all the people here at Prince and Company,
你竟然不耻下问我这个...爱情的匪徒 you've chosen counsel from the Gangster of Love.
别人不会出主意 No one else had any ideas.
哦 Mmm-hmm.
-香水部的盖尔 -对 -Gail in Perfumes? -Yeah.
安迪,她可配不上你 Andy, she is not good enough for you.
你表示了好几个星期 You have made overtures for the past few weeks
她就是不理你 and all she has done is ignore you,
羞辱你 她把你当作地上的灰尘一样 humiliate you and treat you like so much dirt on the ground.
你怎么想? 给她买巧克力? So, what do you think? Buy her chocolates or something?
-珠宝,宝贝,珠宝 -珠宝,对,哪种? -Jewelry, baby. Jewelry. -Jewelry. Yeah. What kind?
只有一种,安迪,要贵的 There is but one kind, Andy. Expensive.
可,安迪,你也应当不理她 But, Andy, I think you should ignore her.
这样做最灵了 That always seems to work best.
-显得高不可攀 -谢了,伙计. Play hard to get. Thanks, homeboy.
你最有办法 Knew I could count on you.
-哦,安迪 -什么 -Oh, Andy? -Yeah.
太肥了 Wedgie.
你要是有空 And when you get a chance, I think
最好去请教一下时装设计师 you need a visit with the Minister of Style.
噢,好莱坞 伯爵要先看一下展品 Oh, Montrose, the Count is here to preview the display.
我是不讲迷信的 I'm not superstitious, but are you sure
可是怕你见不了天日 you're supposed to be out in the daylight?
别跑 Get back.
好莱坞真是个天才 Hollywood really is a genius.
他的设计是我们誉满全球 His designs have put Prince and Company on the map.
-实际上,他负责... -In fact, he is responsible for...
-我很讨厌他这个人 -I don't care about this nose hair.
是可恨 He's nothing.
太伤人了 Well, color me hurt.
我要见着了魔的农家女,马上! I want to see the enchanted peasant girl now.
往这儿走.你这混蛋大人 Right this way, Your Assholiness.
-他说什么? -他说,"这屋子太乱了 "-What did he say? -He said, "This room is a total mess."
-请吧 -喔,确实很乱 -Please. -Oh, that's okay.
你看,伯爵 你应当轻松一些 You know, Count, you should try and lighten up.
什么事不要太认真 Not take things so seriously.
享受一下生活 Learn to enjoy life more.
瞧啊! Voilà.
-她不见了! -她在哪? -She's gone! -Where is she?
她在哪? Where is she?
-去小便了 -小便? -Potty. -Potty?
去店里搜!所有人! 一定要找到她! Search the store! Everybody! We must found her!
要是找不到她, And if we don't found her,
我砍断你们的手 I will personally chop off your hands.
还要把你们跟耗子关在一间黑屋里 And for the rest of you, I lock you in dark room with rats!
大黑耗子 那是很可怕的,相信我 Big, ugly rats. And that is scary, believe me.
别吓唬人,恶心的大人,他来了 Hold the rats, Your Nauseousness. Here she comes.
杰森 Jason.
杰森,快点 Jason, come on.
对不起 Excuse me.
怎么,怎么给她穿这种衣服? 太伤风败俗了 Why you... Why you dress her in these vulgar clothes, huh?
-下流!绝对下流! -青春服 -Trash! It's absolute trash! -Junior Miss.
喔,等一等 Oh, wait, just a second.
这是我们为少女专门设计的青春服 That's from our exclusive Junior Miss designer collection.
好,推销本店的商品 Good. Plugging the store's merchandise.
干得好,威廉森 Well done, Williamson.
你象我还没生,也不想要的儿子 You're like the son I never had, and never really wanted.
这是对我的王国的侮辱 This is an insult to my entire kingdom.
不许再有人碰她了 She is not to be touched again.
我... We
们在什么地方见过,是吗? have met before someplace, no, what, maybe, yes?
我实在不记得 I think I would have remembered.
得,抓紧干吧 Well, let's get busy.
展览会要开幕了 We have a presentation.
对,你是不是到别处去看一看? Yes. Perhaps you'd care to see the rest of the store?
不.不,我想一个人在这儿呆一会 No. No, I would like to be alone here for a moment, please.
听见伯爵说了?出去 You heard what the count said. Move!
大家都出去!走!走! Everybody to get out. Move! Move!
哦,亲爱的 Oh, my darling.
亲爱的,你很快...很快就会活过来 My darling, very soon, very soon you be alive, huh?
为了这伟大的一刻 我足足等了一千年 I wait for that moment as the greatest day in 1,000 year.
给我滚开! Get out of the way.
哼,他真有妖术 晚上会长出毒牙 Well, he's a real charmer. Probably grows fangs at night.
-想喝咖啡吗? -不,谢谢 -Would you like a cappuccino? -No, thanks.
我得去干活了 I'd better get to work.
我不知道昨天晚上发生了什么? I don't know what happened last night.
我甚至不知道你究竟是不是活着 I don't even know if you're real.
如果你听见我说话,我要你活过来 If you can hear me, I want you to come back.
我需要你活过来,杰茜 I need you to come back, Jessie.
哦,你在恋爱.谁是杰茜? Oh, he's in love. Now, who is Jessie?
她 Her.
哦,杰森 Oh, Jason.
听见了?空的 Hear that? Hollow.
我们不会爱个空脑瓜 Now, we do not fall in love with empty things
除非他们的爸爸很有钱 unless, of course, their daddies are rich.
可这个呢?它的爸爸是棵树 And in this case, her daddy's a redwood,
还是算了 so I'd forget about it.
好莱坞,昨天晚上 发生了一件最奇怪的事情 Hollywood, last night the most amazing thing happened.
什么事? What?
忘了吧 Forget it.
没什么 Nothing happened.
好吧, Okay, well, in that case,
你就到仓库里去 why don't you run down to the storeroom
把那些服装都拿出来 and get the rest of the wardrobe?
我们总得把展览会搞得光彩一些 Someone has got to glitz up this presentation.
小妖精 你怎么坑了我徒弟? You little tart. What have you done to my protégé?
跟你说吧 I'll tell you what.
你把这项链借给我,我就原谅你了 You let me borrow this fierce necklace and all is forgiven.
哎哟,哎哟,我可真爱你,宝贝 Oh, me, oh, my, I'm in love with you, baby.
怎么又回来了? How did I get back in here?
谁说话? What's that?
谁在那儿? Who's there?
喂? Hello?
你在看我吗? 你在看我吗? Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me?
一定是你.这里没别人 You must be. There's no one else here.
回来, 鲍比·德尼罗. Get back, Bobby De Niro.
看我的 Some day Some day
这个怎么样? Look at me. Oh, how about this one?
-哦,我喜欢那个 -等等,看看这个 -Oh, I like that one. -Wait, look at this one.
不错,正配你的眼睛 That's nice. That goes good with your eyes.
喂. Hello.
每个人都那么漂亮 过来,过来,都过来 All of you look very cute. Come here, come here, come here.
过来,过来,过来 Come on. Come here, come here, come here.
戴着挺帅,啊? We are something, huh?
哦,你们真是太帅了, Oh, you are really, really something. Yes.
真是很帅 Oh, yeah, really something.
我要你们把帽子 I want you to take hat, both hats,
都扣在自己的脸上 and put it right over your face.
这就对了 That's it.
白痴!白痴!白痴! You idiots, idiots, idiots!
都滚出去!我要你们守着那姑娘 Now get out of here, and go guard the girl!
想试试森林露水吗? Would you like to try our Black Forest Dew?
-豪普特曼?康尼格的精品 -哦,谢谢 -It's our Hauptmann-Koenig special. -Oh, thank you.
哦,这香味使我想起了我的朋友英格 Oh, that smell reminds me of my old friend, lnga.
最最可怜的英格 Poor, poor lnga.
-他怎么了 -他被野猪吃了 -What happened to her? -She was eaten by a boar.
哦,是啊.你认识杰森 Oh, well. Oh, you know Jason.
杰森?哦,认识 他让我睡在他的床上 Jason? Oh, yes. He let me sleep in his bed last night.
是吗? He did?
那,我想问你一下,怎么样? Well, if you don't mind my asking, how was it?
太美妙了 Wonderful.
他教会我1000年里从来没想过的事 He showed me things I never would have imagined in 1,000 years.
我要去找他 I must go find him.
我早晚要抠下他脸上那颗痣 One of these days I'll rip that wart out of his face
叫他吃下去 and make him eat it.
嘘!当心他听见 Shh! He could be anywhere.
嗨,你,丑八怪 你带这项链干嘛 Hey, you, fancy guy. What are you doing with that necklace?
这是豪普特曼?康尼格的财产 This is property of Hauptmann-Koenig
-这项链可不能让你随随便便戴着它 -伙计们,伙计们 and they are not for you to play dress up with.
我们要再...要再抓住你... And if we ever, ever catching you...
听着,那个农家女又不见了 Listen, the girl is gone again!
你把她弄哪儿去了? What have you done with her?
让我想想我在干嘛, Just let me figure what I'm doing
我再回答你,行吗? on the floor and I'll get back to you. Okay?
项链在这, The necklace is here,
可着魔的农家女不见了 but the enchanted peasant girl is gone.
难道这传说中的项链 You don't think there's really something
真有魔法吗? to this curse thing?
要是真的,百慕大就去不成了 If it's true, we have blown our trip to Bermuda!
百慕大! Bermuda!
我们必须告诉伯爵 We must tell the Count.
伊格,你去说 Egon, you tell him.
费拉斯,你弄痛我了 那是我的耳环 Fellas, you are hurting me. That's my earring.
我找斯伯瑞特伯爵,有急事 Phone call for Count Spitzle. Urgent.
请拿顾客用的白色电话 PIease pick up any white customer phone.
-斯伯瑞特 -斯伯瑞特 -Spretzle. -Spretzle.
-念对了 -斯伯瑞特伯爵 -That's good. -Count Spretzle.
你好,尊敬的陛下 Hello, Your Majestic Magnificence.
闭嘴,斯伯瑞特,我正要找你 Shut up, Spretzle. I have been looking for you.
我在这儿,伟大的陛下 Here I am, Your Queenly Greatness.
我讨厌这次造娱乐的宣传旅行 I told you I didn't want this silly publicity tour.
特别是我们这儿的气候变得好极了 Especially now when our weather has turned so beautiful.
另外,还有人偷走了 Also, someone has stolen
皇家珠宝,斯伯瑞特 our precious crown jewels, Spretzle.
要严加惩办,听见了吗? Heads will roll, do you hear me?
你跟你带去的三个白痴 Yours and those three idiots you brought with you.
-听见了吗?斯伯瑞特 -什么? -Do you hear me, Spretzle? -What?
如果找不到皇家珠宝... 我一定砍下你的头 Ifl don 't find those crown jewels...
陛下,对不起,我不能... Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I can't...
我听不清,陛下 这个电话,我听不清 Oh, this connection, it's fading, Your Majesty.
-把珠宝找回来,把... -听不清,陛下. It's fading, it's fading away.
一点听不清 I can't hear you no more, you...
这个该死的老太婆,什么? Your breasts smell like toe jam. What?
"亲爱的伯爵, 那个着魔的农家女 "Dear Count, the enchanted peasant girl
"再一次不见了. "is missing again.
"请别打我们. ""Please do not hit us."
去找,快! Find her now!
这个太小了 This one's too wide.
哇! Wow!
你好! Hello!
你看,你家也能布置的这样美丽 You know, we can make your home look just as nice.
我没有家 I don't have a home.
哦,见到你真高兴 Oh, it's been nice talking to you.
可是我的朋友,杰森 他见了一定会喜欢的 But my friend, Jason, would love furniture like this.
那好,再次欢迎你 Well, hello again.
这是他的照片 This is his picture.
照片,对了,不过... His picture, yes, but...
看来,这小伙子 Well, yes, he looks like
是需要买一套好家具 he could use some really nice furniture.
可我没银子 Well, I have no silver.
哦,现在没人用现金买东西 Oh, nobody uses cash anymore.
我们呢,就记在他的职员帐上 We'll just put it on his employee account.
想买哪套?什么时候送去? What exactly do you want, and when would you like it?
哦,这个,越快越好 Oh, well, it must be soon.
我不知道我还能活多久 I don't know how much longer I will stay alive.
真糟糕 That's too bad.
那,叫他们早上就送去? Well, I have a delivery date this morning.
哦,好 Oh, good.
我们马上就送去呢? We can have it delivered then,
说不定你还活着呢 and who knows, you may still be alive.
一定是吃了什么 It must have been something I ate.
早上3点不能吃寿司 No more sushi at 3:00 a.m.
怎么了,好莱坞? What's the matter, Hollywood?
不知道,伙计,我吃不准 I'm not sure, my man. I'm just not sure.
我刚从天国里回来 I just got back from a trip to Oz.
-杰茜呢? -不知道 -Where's Jessie? -I don't know.
-什么意思,你不知道? -她刚才还在这儿 -What do you mean, you don't know? -Well, she was here,
等我从天国里回来,她就不见了 and when I got back from the yellow brick road, she was gone.
我们必须找到她,她会遇到麻烦的 We gotta find her. She could be in trouble.
等等 Hold on.
你说你想告诉我昨晚的事, You said you wanted to tell me
是什么事? about last night. What happened?
她活了,她活过来了 She came to life. She was alive.
那诅咒的事是真的 I mean, this whole curse thing is true.
我也不明白.我们吃饭 I can't explain it. We ate.
到处逛逛,还去跳舞 We walked around. We went dancing.
-你当我是疯了 -绝对没有疯 -I know you think I'm nuts. -I certainly don't.
这种事确实有 This has happened before.
-我相信 -真的? -I believe you. -You do?
真的,我们得快去找她 Yes, and we better hurry up and find her
因为那些打手也在找她 because those goony boys are looking for her, too.
快点!走! Come on! Go!
简直难以置信 I can't believe it.
阿诺德,伊格,过来 Arnold, Egon, come here!
瞧,是她 Look, the girl.
她活了,还在走 She's alive! She's moving!
-不可能 -对,就是她 -It's not possible. -Yes, it is her.
她认出我们了 She know us.
快! Come!
追! Go!
哦,她不再是僵硬的了 Oh, she isn't even stiff.
千真万确 That's for sure.
有什么可以帮您的? Can I help you?
-能将我改个样吗? -Could you make me look different?
-宝贝,还能改变你的生活 -Honey, we can change your whole life.
(DO IT FOR LOVEPLAYING)
∮Once you did it for pity And you did it for pride∮
∮Oh, you did it for fashion Or some voice inside∮
∮Yes, you do it for virtue∮
∮Or to prove you're tough∮
∮Well, if you 're gonna do it∮
∮Do it for love∮
∮Now you 've done it for money And you've done it for fame∮
∮You might do it for power Or to win some game∮
∮You can do it for kicks But that's never enough∮
∮If you're gonna do it Do it for Iove∮
不. No.
不,不,不,那是... No, no, no, no, no. It is.
哦哦 Uh-oh.
就是他 It is him!
就是他 我知道我在哪里见过他 It is him. I knew I knew that guy someplace.
他是威廉王子!真是该死! It is Prince William, curse the ages!
伯爵,斯伯瑞特伯爵 Herr Count. Count Spretzle.
斯伯瑞特伯爵,她活过来了 Count Spretzle, she's come to life.
-着魔的农家女她活了 -这不可能 -The enchanted peasant girl's alive. -That is impossible.
不可能.明天她就属于我了 It can't be. No. She is mine tomorrow.
我花了无数时间计算好了最佳地点 I've spent years calculating the best site!
还有最佳的时刻 让她活过来的 You know, the exact moment of her re-animation.
有人取下了那项链 Someone has removed the necklace.
她好像找到了真爱 Maybe she has found true love.
我要...,看见底下那个人了吗? I want... See that guy down there?
我要教训他!我要杀了他! I want to kill him, I want to hurt him,
我要消灭他!现在! and I want to eliminate him now!
去!现在! Go! Now!
没人,没人能阻挡斯伯瑞特伯爵 No one, no one messes with Count Spretzle,
和他的爱情 and his love life.
哦,天哪!你干什么? Oh, no! What are you doing?
好吧,你敢跟斯伯瑞特伯爵捣蛋 Okay, you mess with Count Spretzle, I shoot you.
我拿剑不射你的嘴 I shoot you not through the mouth,
不射你的眼睛 我要射你的心 not through the eye, but through the heart.
-找着了? -哪儿也没有. -Anything? -No, not a trace.
爱情是专射心的 I thought Cupid aimed for the heart.
这回我要射中你,小混蛋 I'll get you this time, my little sweetie pie.
-怎么了? -快卧倒! -What the... -Hit the deck!
-我当兵时候学的. -你还当过兵? -I learned this from the Marines. -You were in the Marines?
对,他们想挑选好汉,我就去了. Yes, they were looking for a few good men, and so was I.
Okay. Okay.
-好,我们分手吧. -我常听这话 -Okay, we better split up. -Where have I heard that before?
-卧倒!宝贝,卧倒 -卧倒! -Get down, honey! Get down! -Get down!
你去二楼找,我去三楼,走! You take the second floor, I'll take the third. Go.
他在那儿. There he is.
他在那儿! There he is!
他跑了! It backfired.
哇,真合身,一点不皱 Wow, what a fit, and no wrinkles.
-这是化纤的. -化纤的. -It's polyester. -Polyester.
哪儿长出来的? What plant is that from?
新泽西 付现金还是记账? The New Jersey one. Will this be cash or charge?
噢,现在谁还付现金? Who uses cash these days?
-杰茜! -杰森! -Jessie! -Jason!
-杰森! -又跑了. -Jason! -We lost him.
我就回来. I'll be right back.
这回我非杀了他不可! This time we really kill him!
嘿! Hey!
当心! Oh, look out!
杰森!杰森!快来! Jason! Jason, come on!
当心! Look out!
拦住她! Stop her!
快拦住她! Get out of the way!
你还好吧?没想到能看见你又活了 Are you okay? I never thought I'd see you alive again.
什么? What?
我说没想到能看见你又活了 I said I never thought I'd see you alive again.
我听不见! I can't hear!
当心! Look out!
-接着开!接着开! -当心,当心 Keep going! Keep going! Look out! Look out!
闪开!闪开! Get out! Get out!
稳住! Hold on!
没事吧? You okay?
当心窗户! Look out for the window!
-冲过窗户? -不!不! -Go out the window? -No! No!
-杰森! -杰茜! -Jason! -Jessie!
-我停不下来! -用刹车! -I can't stop it! -Use the brakes!
踩踏板! Push the pedal!
当心! Look out!
嗨!嗨,快点,到商店去! Hey! Hey, come on! Let's go to the store!
这儿出了什么事? What the heck is going on here?
找到那个小混蛋! 他偷走了着魔的农家女 Find that boy! He has stolen enchanted peasant girl.
好莱坞,好莱坞 你的新助手在哪儿? Montrose. Montrose! Your new assistant, where is he?
走吧! Let's go.
等等,等等,等等 你们等一等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute.
我们要跟着这个滑头走! We are going to follow fancy pants.
把我这个盔甲卸了! And get me out of this armor!
噢,她的方向感不错啊! Wow, she's got a great sense of direction.
看,你妈让这里面的人活了 Look, your mother gave me all these people's lives.
杰茜,我真怕再也见不着你了 Jessie, I was scared I was never gonna see you again.
我的爱再也不会象过去那样 My love was stolen once before,
被人偷走了 but it's never gonna happen again.
没人能把我们分开 Nothing will ever come between us.
可以再做一次吗,好吗? Could you do that again, please?
-这家具是打哪儿来的? -Where did all this furniture come from?
-是我送你的礼物 -It's my gift to you.
-你买的? -不错,用你的魔卡 -You bought it? -Yeah, with your little magic card.
天哪! Ouch!
好了,我说,我们得离开这儿 Okay. Okay, look, we're gonna have to get out of here.
-我们得走,他们要来了 -We gotta go. They're gonna come here.
-等等,我们去哪? -Wait, where are we going?
哪儿都行,反正得离开 We'll hide anywhere, we just have to get out of here.
等等,我爱你 Wait. I love you.
什么声音? What is that?
太晚了 我说,留在这儿别走,好吗? Oh, it's too late. Look, just stay here, okay?
-再来... -还要 -Just don't... -More.
-好,别走... -再来 -Okay, just... -Again.
别走... Just...
哦,杰森,警察来了 Oh, Jason, the heat is coming.
-怎么回事? -杰茜在哪? -What's going on? -Where is she?
就是她,农家女准在这 That is him. The peasant girl must be here.
-你闯祸了,伙计 -听着,我... -You're in big trouble, pal. -Listen, I...
搜查一下 Search this house.
看好后门,别让人跑了 Check out the back. Nobody escape.
我,上楼去找她 Me, I will look her upstairs.
嗨,不!你不许上去! Hey, no! You can't go up there!
不要顶撞伯爵,懂吗? Don't ever, ever touch a count. Okay?
我要上楼去,就上楼去 When I want to go up the stairs, I go up the stairs.
我现在就想上楼去 And I feel like going up the stairs now.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你说的话可以作为 Anything you say can and will
法庭上的程堂证供 be used against you in a court of law.
-是你! -不是我 -It's you! -No, it's not.
你有权请律师,并行使你的权利 你明白吗? You understand these rights?
-你尽管用枪 -不许你威胁我儿子! -Don't be afraid to use the gun. -You can't threaten my son!
哇,哇,哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
一切都好吗? Is everything all right?
一切都好,平安无事 Everything is perfect.
巫师! Sorcerer.
哦,我的小甜心,你得跟我走 Oh, my little sweetie pie, you have to come with me because,
因为...这是命中注定的 well, we must fulfill our destiny.
我爱杰森,你不能逼着我跟你走 I love Jason. You can't make me go with you.
现在 Here now,
我亲爱的 my lovely.
你竟然还偷了我们的家具,无耻! You've even been stealing furniture from us. Shame!
我没偷,是她替我买的 I didn't steal it. She bought it for me.
-谁?着魔的农家女? -是的! -Who? The enchanted peasant girl? -Yes!
你是个十足的神经病 You are a certified sicko.
我还曾经送过你花呢 And to think I even gave you my flower.
哦,瞧,你的女朋友! Oh, look, there's your main squeeze.
杰茜!来吧 放开她,我发誓她是活的 Jessie. Come on, let her go. Look, she's real, I swear!
哦,我的天哪,他爱上了个假人 Oh, my God! He's in love with a dummy.
亲爱的,我也要晕了 Wait a minute, honey. I was gonna do that.
行了,找到我们要找的了 Okay, we have what we come for. Right?
去机场,快! Now, to the airport, quick.
等一等 Just one little minute.
明天下午要开展览会,伯爵 Count, we have a presentation tomorrow afternoon.
我知道,可是... I know that but...
我们还订过合同 这你不能随便撕毁 And we have a contract that you are not going to break.
-我知道,可是... -快上啊! -I know that but... -Grab the dummy.
是那个木头人 The other dummy.
轻点,轻点,好了,就这样 Easy, easy, easy. All right, it's all right.
你必须非常,非常地温柔 You must be very, very gentle.
项链! 那项链里有魔法 The necklace! That's it! That's what he's using!
把那项链拿下来 她就会活过来了,我发誓! Just take the necklace off, you'll see she's real. I swear!
-拿下来 -对,我还是小妖精呢! -Take it off! -Yes, and I'm Rumpelstiltskin.
快把他带走! Get him out of here.
不,不,这是真的,这是真的 No, no, it's true. It's true.
谁也编不出这样的故事 No one could make up a story like that,
除了我好莱坞以外 except perhaps someone like myself.
伯爵,请别为这点小事 And, Count, please, don't worry your pretty little wart...
急歪了您那漂亮的长着黑痣的脸 Face about all this.
我们有大批武装人员保护她 We'll have some very large, armed gentlemen to guard her.
明天下午就把她还给你 Tomorrow afternoon, she'll be all yours.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
我摆小摊那会没这种事情 I never had this problem at Kmart.
生肉吃多了 Too much red meat.
好了,走吧 All right, come on.
好,只要等到 So, all we have to do is wait till
明天下午开完展览会 the presentation is over tomorrow.
我们就能得到这个姑娘 They will hand us the girl.
然后去百慕大! Then it's off to Bermuda.
百慕大! Bermuda!
闭嘴! 都走吧,走!走! Up, shut up! Go on, get on now. Go, go, go.
走,走 Go, ja. Go.
对不起,夫人,打扰你半天了 I am so sorry, madam, to have taken all your time.
又把这个包袱扔给我了 Once again left holding the bag.
哦,我不是说你 Oh, nothing personal.
∮I've danced alone a thousand times∮
∮To songs that no one else could even hear∮
∮I've reached into the flame oflove∮
∮I couldn 't hold it And it disappeared∮
∮I've Iived to Iearn to hate the blues∮
∮I've Iived with everything but you∮
∮I can 't believe my eyes∮
∮I see you here∮
∮Lookin 'just the way you should∮
∮Oh, so good It's too good to be true∮
∮I lived my life∮
∮To be lying here with you∮
我来领我的部下 我要把他带到城里去 I'm here to pick up one of my men and take him downtown.
-这儿就是城里 -哦 -We are downtown. -Oh.
我说的是老城,老老城 I mean down downtown. Way, way down.
罚他打扫公共厕所 He's gonna be digging latrines for years.
你是谁? Who are you?
我是中士蒙特斯 布什·蒙特斯 Staff Sergeant Montrose, sir. Butch Montrose.
你那犯人怎么了? What do you want with the prisoner?
他私逃了,这词您懂吗? Well, he took a powder, you know. What's that word?
-开小差? -对了 -AWOL? -That's it.
叫他25点整到军事法庭受审 He's gonna be court-martialed at 25:00 hours.
-叫什么? -叫布什·蒙特斯 -You got a name? -Staff Sergeant Butch Montrose.
不是你的,是犯人的 Not yours, the prisoner's.
噢,威廉森,杰森·威廉森 Oh. Williamson, sir. Jason Williamson.
-爱上个假人的? -是啊,真可怜 -The nut with the dummy! -I know. It's sad, isn't it?
艾尔,你把他带到拘留所 Hey, Al, take this guy down to the holding cell.
交给他307,那个傻小子 Give him 307, you know, the dummy kid.
谢谢先生 Thank you, sir.
嘿! Hey,
你还没有签字呢 you didn't sign these.
对不起 So sorry.
好 Ta.
威廉森,你的朋友来了 Williamson, got a friend of yours here.
威廉森,跟我走! Williamson, follow me.
-希望这能行 -不行就糟糕了 -I hope this works. -Too outrageous not to.
脚底板快抹上油 Let those feet hit that street.
-嘿! -走快点 -Hey! -We're moving.
你们站住! Hold it right there!
快跑,杰森! Run, Jason!
站住! Get back here!
对不起 Sorry.
车在那! Car!
-妈妈! -快点,哪像我生的? -Mom! -Come on, what kind of kid did I raise?
后边有警察追,快把头低下! You got cops on your tail, you keep your head down!
好莱坞,我要救杰茜 I have to save her, Hollywood.
她被他们层层包围了,不过没关系 They are guarding her like Fort Knox. But, hold on tight.
我想了个好办法 This old bossman's got a plan.
丽拉·巴伯斯坦和她的妹妹 Sheila Barberstein and her sister.
丽拉的父亲是知名人士 Sheila's father does marvelous work.
见到你真高兴 Nice to see you.
好,伯爵,叫你名字行吗? Well, Count. May I call you Gunter?
不,不行 No, no. Uh-uh.
一切都进行得非常顺利 Everything seems to be going very smoothly.
希望能这样保持下去,啊? Well, you better hope it stay that way, huh?
是,是啊,我亲自检查过一切细节 Yes. Well, I've personally attended to every...
哦,天哪,多年轻啊,费城的象征 Oh, my God. Teen-A-Rama, Philadelphia.
这你懂不懂? 他们会把我们淹没 You know what this means? We'll be swamped with teenagers.
-太可怕了,先生 -不,是太好了,傻瓜 -That's terrible, sir. -No, that's wonderful, you tall twit.
青春少年是吃不饱的消费者 Teens are insatiable consumers.
他们花硬通货，你记下... They spend hard cash. Take a memo.
把少儿部的货提价一成,不,一成半 Mark everything in the Junior Department up 10%. 15%.
我要让王子百货的旗帜 I want to be sure that the Prince and Company banner
高高飘扬在... will be prominently displayed on...
高高飘扬在电视屏幕上 Will be prominently displayed on the screen at all times.
放松,伙计,我不是导演 Relax, man, I'm not the director.
能不能有一个 Is there someone I can talk to
稍微尊敬我的人跟我谈谈 who will give me a little respect here?
我很怀疑 I doubt it.
谢谢你,谢谢了,我得走了 Thanks a lot. Gotta bail.
你走吧,随时欢迎你加入 Hey, any time. Any time you want the job.
祝你好运! Good luck.
-当心! -当心! -Oh, careful! -Careful!
女士们,先生们 展览会开幕式马上就开始了 Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin.
我敢说,这个展览会将是无与伦比的 I must say, I did not think that you could pull this off.
非常,非常庄严的! It is very, very dignified.
谢谢你,先生 Well, thank you, sir.
说到庄严,那是我的专长 When it comes to dignity, I am the master.
好 Yes, fine.
要想更完美,就拉上你的裤链 Then you will reach perfection when you zip up your fly.
我在开玩笑 是斯伯瑞特伯爵特有的玩笑 I'm just kidding. It's a Count Spretzle joke.
你好 Hello.
我们马上就要离开这儿了 都安排好了吗? Is everything in readiness for our immediate departure?
-交通工具都安排好了 -Transportation has been arranged.
-好,太好了,非常好 -Very good. Very good indeed. Very good.
要是你听得见的话 I don't know if you can hear me or not,
你就听着 but if you can,
你一定要好好照顾杰森 I want you to take very good care of Jason.
他是个好人 He's a prime catch,
你呢,是个非常非常幸运的模特 and you are a very, very lucky mannequin.
嗨,嗨!你跟谁说话? Hey, hey. Who are you talking to?
我祝她走运,你知道她是展览会明星 Just wishing her luck. She's the star of the show, you know.
怎么这会才来,晚到10分钟 What are you doing here? You're 10 minutes late.
-这假发太好了 -I just love all that hair.
-谢谢,还给你吧 -Why, thank you. Here, it's yours.
这式样过时了 It's the wrong style, honey.
你真的认为我们这次能成功吗? Do you really think we're gonna pull this off?
当然,我的朋友,赶快去干吧 Of course, mi amigo. You better get going.
好吧 Okay.
快点,还有1分钟,上吧 Come on, girls. Less than a minute. Let's go.
灯光!真让人兴奋 The lights. The excitement.
表演是我的生命 Showbiz is my life.
对不起,我使米歇尔·唐·威廉森 Oh, excuse me. I'm Muriel Dawn Williamson.
你,你这叫庄严吗? You. You call this dignified?
我想这是新潮 Well, I think it's kind of hip in a rad sort of way.
这些是非常时髦的 There she goes! There she goes! There she goes! There she goes!
过来，宝贝 Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
很久很久以前 Once upon a time
有一个农家姑娘被诅咒 a peasant girl was victim of a crime
从此她就僵死 Was frozen ever since
因为她爱上一位王子 she dared to Iove the handsome prince
这有罪吗? Is that so wrong?
唉呀呀,这个可怕的魔法 But, alas, a thousand years ha ve passed
对她实施了整整1000年 since that spell from hell had been cast
她在哪儿? Where is she?
今天,朋友们,魔法失灵了 Today, my friends, that spell will end
她活过来了 There she comes! There she comes!
女士们,先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
王子百货隆重献上 Prince and Company is proud to present
可爱的,着了魔的农家姑娘 our beloved enchanted peasant girl.
王子以生命之吻 And here to free her forever with the kiss of Iife,
解除那可怕的魔法 the prince.
这是我儿子 That's my kid.
停止奏乐! Stop this music!
停止奏乐! 不许胡闹!不允许再这样胡闹下去! Stop this nonsense! I will not. I will not let it continue!
-斯伯瑞特伯爵... -Count Spretzle...
-不许...,不许你们这样糟蹋我们的文化 -No one, no one treats my culture like this.
要再没人阻止 Someone stop this fool
我就要用话筒揍他了 before I strike him with this microphone.
他要毁了这个展览会 He's about to ruin my presentation.
-你们把他赶出去 -滚出去! -Get him out of here! -Let's go.
不像话! Outrageous!
你们尽管笑吧 Go ahead, laugh.
尽管乐吧 你们这帮愚蠢的美国佬 Laugh and have fun, my little stupid Americans.
嘘! Boo!
嘘自己吧嘘 展览会就到此结束 Boo to you, too. Boo. Because this party is now over.
我要带上农家女离开这个地方 And I am taking my peasant girl and getting out of here.
嘘! Boo!
放开那农家姑娘!我命令你,离她远点! Unhand that damsel. I command you to step aside.
你也许在开玩笑! Are you kidding me or what?
她属于我 She belong to me.
她是个活人,不属于任何人 She is a living soul. She belongs to no one.
那我们用决斗解决! Then we will settle this like men.
我不是让你找一架直升机吗?
决斗,杰森!为爱情和荣誉! Come on, Jason. For love and honor!
决斗,伯爵!为金钱和百慕大! Come on, Count. For money and Bermuda!
闭嘴! Shut up.
我用家传剑术 I come from a long line of fencers.
我有巴伐利亚王族血统 I have royal Bavarian blood.
血,我要看着它流! Which I will be happy to shed!
为这时刻,我等了1000年了 I wait 1,000 year for this moment,
你这无名小卒 and no pipsqueak like you
别想来搅和坏我的好事! is going to interfere with that destiny.
来呀! Touché.
看来挺疼 Looks so painful.
好 Good.
-杰森 -一切都过去了 -Jason. -Everything's gonna be okay.
怎么?开什么玩笑?这不公平 Come on, you've got to be kidding. That's not fair.
我作弊!你告我吧! So I cheat. Sue me!
这是我的商店,我的前程 我的展览会,你敢... This is my store, my presentation and career. How dare...
我受伤了,快去找医生 I'm in trouble. Get a doctor, on the double.
"我受伤了,快去找医生 ""I'm in trouble. Get a doctor, on the double."
别记了!别记了! Stop it! Stop it!
"别记了!别记了! ""Stop it! Stop it! "
童话该结束了,啊? This fairy tale's gone far enough, huh?
-来,亲爱的 -不! -Come here, my dear. -No!
不? 瞧!瞧!瞧!瞧! No? Look! Look! Look! Look!
瞧!瞧这个.不!你过来! Look! Look at this! No! Come here!
你,你别动!你过来! Don't you move. You move. Come on.
对了 That's it.
都不许动! Nobody move.
快走! Come on.
-不能就这样放过他! -我来帮你! -He's not getting away with this. -I'm right behind you.
快走!快走! Come on. Come on.
-放开我! -还想让我给你戴项链? -Let me go! -You want me to use necklace again?
都让开!都让开! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
让他们都往后靠!往后靠! Keep them back! Keep them back! Keep them back!
-右边的我来对付 -来啊 -I'll take the one on the right. -Come on.
-来啊,来啊 -我来对付他们 -Come on. Come on. -I'll take them.
先生们,瞧我的... Gentlemen, leave them to me.
-哦,我的眼睛 -这是辣椒开道 -Oh, my eyes. -That's extra-firm hold, too.
他上楼顶了 来,快从楼梯上去 He's taking her to the roof. Come on, we'll take the stairs!
-上楼梯? -我看着他们 -Must we? -I'll watch the goons.
-现在都给我躺下! -安迪,你真是条好汉! -Down on your bellies, now! -Andy, you're so forceful!
我简直不敢相信! I do not believe it!
来吧! Let me go!
真不明白,这是什么? I thought you got helicopter for me! What you do?
我觉的这个气球更浪漫 I thought this would be more romantic.
浪漫? 给我让开,白痴! More romantic? Get out of the way, you idiot!
站一边,跳舞蹈的有腿劲 Stand aside. Dancing strengthens the legs.
放开我! Stop it!
杰森! Jason.
快走吧!我是赢家! Go ahead. Make my day!
就靠你这把小枪? 伙计,我可是从西部来的 Only one little gun? Honey, I am from North Philadelphia!
-你在干什么? -卡住了! -What are you doing? -It's stuck.
靠后! Stand back.
-让我去对付他! -不,好莱坞,我去对付! -I'll take care of this. -No, Hollywood. This is my job.
你不能带她去豪普特曼·康尼格,斯伯瑞特 You're not taking her to Hauptmann-Koenig, Spretzle!
我决不答应,放开她! I won't allow it! Let her go!
豪普特曼·康尼格 那个破地方? 你疯了吗? Hauptmann-Koenig? That dump? Are you crazy?
我们是要去百慕大 We are on our way to Bermuda.
当心! Look out!
让我来! Allow me.
-杰森! -你的杰森完了 -Jason! -No Jason for you.
-杰茜! -我赢了,对吗? -Jessie! -I guess I win, right?
啊! Whoa!
杰森 Jason!
这一定很痛苦,碰到肉了,对吗? That must have been very painful, huh? But enough of this.
我们终于双双 Now that we are finally alone,
一起在这热气球里 at last, in our little balloon,
亲个小嘴,甜蜜蜜的? how about a little smoochie-woochie?
离我远点! Leave me alone!
啊哈,啊哈,啊哈 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
千万,千万别拒绝伯爵 Don't ever, ever refuse a count.
不! No!
-你要我!来吧,来吧 -住手!滚开! -You want me. Come on. Come on. -Stop it! Get away!
斯伯瑞特,你放开她,杰森爱她 Spretzle, you let her go! Jason loves her!
我的公主,你应该服从我 Come, my princess, you must learn to obey me.
住手! Stop it!
-这个我绝对不能答应你! -杰森! -Not if I have anything to say about it. -Jason!
我下不了手 Oh, I can't do it.
好,好.非常好 Good. Good. That's very good.
-猜一猜?我下得了手 -不!不! -But guess what? I can. -No! No!
-放开他! -下去,我的王子!下去吧! -Let him go! -Down, my little prince. Down you go.
再见了,小宝贝 Goodbye, my little pest.
在1000年里,如果你哪天有了爱心 In 1,000 years, on a single day,
就会解除这个魔法 only if you love me, take the curse away.
杰森,成功了 Jason, it worked.
哦,不! Oh, no!
接住他! Catch him!
不!不! No! No!
-不! -哦,不! -No! -Oh, no!
-伯爵 -我不敢相信 -Count. -I can't believe it.
这下去不成百慕大了! We've blown our trip to Bermuda!
等等 Wait.
我们可以把他拼起来 If we be putting him back together
在替他找个爱人 and finding him a true love,
他就可以活过来了 he will be coming back to life.
-对 -当心!等等! -Ja. -Wait, look out!
-哦,我的王子 -我的公主 -Oh, my prince. -My princess.
-我们永远... -在一起 -Forever. -And ever.
这就是斯伯瑞特伯爵的传说 And that is the legend of Count Spretzle.
当然,没有人再相信它了 Of course, nobody really believes it.
现在,请跟我来 Now, if you'll come this way,
我带你们去看Galoshes大厅 I'll show you our Hall of Galoshes.
∮【NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW PLAYING】∮
∮Looking in your eyes I see a paradise∮
∮This world that I've found Is too good to be true∮
∮Standing here beside you Want so much to give you∮
∮This Iove in my heart that I'm feeling for you∮
∮Let 'em say we're crazy I don 't care about that∮
∮Put your hand in my hand, baby∮
∮Don 't ever Iook back∮
∮Let the world around us just fall apart∮
∮Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart∮
∮And we can build this dream together∮
∮Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now∮
∮And if this world runs out of lovers∮
∮We'II still ha ve each other∮
∮Nothing's gonna stop us Nothing's gonna stop us now∮
∮I'm so glad I found you I'm not gonna Iose you∮
∮Whatever it takes I will stay here with you∮
∮Take it to the good times See it through the bad times∮
∮Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do∮
∮Let 'em say we're crazy What do they know∮
∮Put your arms around me, baby∮
∮Don 't ever Iet go∮
∮Let the world around us just fall apart∮
∮Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart∮
∮And we can build this dream together∮
∮Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now∮
∮And if this world runs out of Iovers∮
∮We'II still ha ve each other∮
∮Nothing's gonna stop us Nothing's gonna stop us now∮
∮I'm so glad I found you I'm not gonna Iose you∮
∮Whatever it takes I will stay here with you∮
∮Take it to the good times See it through the bad times∮
Whatever it takes ∮is what I'm gonna do∮
∮Let 'em say we're crazy What do they know∮
∮Put your arms around me, baby∮
∮Don 't ever Iet go∮
∮Let the world around us just fall apart∮
∮Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart∮
∮And we can build this dream together∮
∮Standing strong forever∮
∮Nothing's gonna stop us now∮
∮And if this world runs out of Iovers∮
∮We'II still ha ve each other∮
∮Nothing's gonna stop us Nothing's gonna stop us∮
∮Ooh, all that I need is you∮
∮AII that I ever need∮
∮And all that I want to do∮
∮Is hold you forever Ever and ever∮
∮Hey!∮
∮And we can build this dream together∮
∮Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now∮
∮And if this world runs out of Iovers∮
∮We'II still ha ve each other∮
∮Nothing's gonna stop us∮
∮And we can build this dream together∮
∮Standing strong forever∮
∮Whoa∮
∮Nothing's gonna stop us now∮
∮And if this world runs out of Iovers∮
∮We'II still ha ve each other∮
∮Nothing's gonna stop us∮
∮Us now∮